Sunday, May 17, 2009

Something New

I am falling behind on my Weight Watcher recipes, sorry about that. It just got super busy around here. Well I am back on the wagon. Some chick thought I was pregnant this weekend, bitch.

I was at a bridal shower and I was making small talk with some very skinny moms and one of them said, "You look like you are pregnant.". WTF? No, seriously, What The Fuck?! I was stunned. I thought I looked pretty good too, a little bloated, but not enough to look pregnant.

So I need to get serious. I have a bacherlorette party to go to in a month. Thankfully that anorexic chick won't be there, but just in case she sees pictures of me from that weekend, I want her to say, "Oh shit I can't believe I thought she was pregnant! I am a truly horrible person and now I need to go eat a Double Whopper with cheese and maybe some onion rings too.".

So what I am going to do is post my meals for the entire week, with the points. And I will try to eat them too.

Monday, May 18th

1 cup Cheerios
1/2 cup 1% milk
sliced 1/2 a banana
At least 4 cups of coffee with 2 Tbs. of nonfat non-dairy Vanilla creamer
Points= 4

Ok so that's breakfast. I will post the rest of the meals as the day goes along. It's 10:14 pm here and I need to brush my teeth and go to bed. Wish me luck.

I don't need luck brushing my teeth, I mean good luck with sticking to a diet void of cheese and beer.

6 comments:

The Quick's said...

Ok seriously WTF you SOOO do NOT look pregnant, this bitch needs to go eat something. If she saw me she would probably think I was pregnant with 6 kids! Good luck with the diet, it makes me sad when I hear you won't be drinking since I count on you to drink for me!

The Quick's said...

Oh yeah and I just gave you an award!

Unknown Mami said...

WTF, indeed!

Charlotte said...

Don't worry Meghan I will drink up for you when I go to that bacherlorette weekend. And you are pregnant with one beautiful girl and you look it!

Thanks Mami!

bearer of three said...

thats messed up..but dont worry boo..if you see a pic of me in my blog someone thought i was prego too...cuz when i sit i have a lil roll..I was like Look you stupid slut i have three kids...whats your excuse...lol

Charlotte said...

I also have rolls when I sit and on my back too! Ha ha stupid slut that's a good one.