Sunday, May 17, 2009

Something New

I am falling behind on my Weight Watcher recipes, sorry about that. It just got super busy around here. Well I am back on the wagon. Some chick thought I was pregnant this weekend, bitch.

I was at a bridal shower and I was making small talk with some very skinny moms and one of them said, "You look like you are pregnant.". WTF? No, seriously, What The Fuck?! I was stunned. I thought I looked pretty good too, a little bloated, but not enough to look pregnant.

So I need to get serious. I have a bacherlorette party to go to in a month. Thankfully that anorexic chick won't be there, but just in case she sees pictures of me from that weekend, I want her to say, "Oh shit I can't believe I thought she was pregnant! I am a truly horrible person and now I need to go eat a Double Whopper with cheese and maybe some onion rings too.".

So what I am going to do is post my meals for the entire week, with the points. And I will try to eat them too.

Monday, May 18th

1 cup Cheerios
1/2 cup 1% milk
sliced 1/2 a banana
At least 4 cups of coffee with 2 Tbs. of nonfat non-dairy Vanilla creamer
Points= 4

Ok so that's breakfast. I will post the rest of the meals as the day goes along. It's 10:14 pm here and I need to brush my teeth and go to bed. Wish me luck.

I don't need luck brushing my teeth, I mean good luck with sticking to a diet void of cheese and beer.


The Quick's said...

Ok seriously WTF you SOOO do NOT look pregnant, this bitch needs to go eat something. If she saw me she would probably think I was pregnant with 6 kids! Good luck with the diet, it makes me sad when I hear you won't be drinking since I count on you to drink for me!

The Quick's said...

Oh yeah and I just gave you an award!

Unknown Mami said...

WTF, indeed!

Charlotte said...

Don't worry Meghan I will drink up for you when I go to that bacherlorette weekend. And you are pregnant with one beautiful girl and you look it!

Thanks Mami!

bearer of three said...

thats messed up..but dont worry boo..if you see a pic of me in my blog someone thought i was prego too...cuz when i sit i have a lil roll..I was like Look you stupid slut i have three kids...whats your

Charlotte said...

I also have rolls when I sit and on my back too! Ha ha stupid slut that's a good one.