Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Former Party Girls turned Moms are the only ones allowed to read this.

When I first had kids I joined a mom's club. The next best thing after playgroup was MNO (Mom's Night Out). But some of us interpret that differently. I would leave, "Goodnight ladies", and then I would get a six-pack and drive to Las Trampas.  I would put my feet up, sip some brew and watch the owls hunt. Then I would go home, pump and dump, and pass out. If I didn't do that, then I would take my husband's Mercedes and drive 130 mph from San Ramon to Fremont and back again, with the sun-roof open and blasting The Stones.

We traded the Mercedes in for a Honda and we both turned 40. Yuck. I had a MNO this evening and the most rebellion I could scrounge up was a trip to the local watering hole (after the mom's visit was over). The scene was ridiculous, I drank half a beer and bailed.

Is this it? 

7 comments:

julicle said...

Shit, girl. You could have told me and we would have torn it up!

Charlotte said...

I didn't even think about it! The last time I called a mom after a night out and asked her if she wanted to go for a drive she made it sound like a bad idea. I will remember who to call in the future.

Unknown Mami said...

Okay, I can't remember what I was going to write because the word verification is asking me to type in "porkside". I think it's calling me fat.

I'm pregnant you stupif word verification. Get off my back!

Unknown Mami said...

Stupid, not stupif. Now it's asking me to type in "ventyt". Why because I'm venting?

Charlotte said...

The only thing you ever say to a pregnant woman is ,"You look beautiful."

ShockFactor said...

I hear the FUCK outa that lady!~ I'm from Fremont~ IRV to be exact. I can get down with the best of them, BUT on the contrary...I cannot stand those MOM clubs. Now a real Get along with the ladies type a gal here. Most around the guys is my scene. There isn't a THING to do anymore~We found a lil Dive bar by our place called Off the Hook Its alright if you like the Backyard area in the center of the buildings. Really secluded and there is always the local idiot younger gal who is horribly dressed and you can always sit back and see how many laps she frequents~ hahaha~

The Quick's said...

You can always call me and I will always go to las Trampas with you!!!!